One good reason not to work for Microsoft

Not that I want, mind you. But this doesn’t help getting me excited about the idea, either:

In my post-MBA job hunt, Microsoft was not the most obvious fit—I’m not a very technical guy. On my first day at Microsoft it took me 30 minutes just to find the latch to open my laptop (though I did successfully find the “on” button pretty quickly). I think that’s why my MBA at Kellogg has played such a vital part in my career development.

So these are the chaps running good ol’ M$. Now that explains everything.